HELP SAVE THE YOUTH OF AMERICA!!

Well this is more just a random update then a real blog, just working on some random story idea I have going and trying to work on a few songs. Might be entering talent contest on Saturday night which I kinda don't want to but my friend wants me to so BAH! Ach well that's all I wanted to say so I am going to go and probably sleep and try and heal monopoly wounds!!

Jordy

P.s. - YAY JACKSON UNITED!!

HRHGWS WOOT!!!!!!

OK so first off I suppose it has been awhile since I made a blog post, well actually I made numerous blog posts its just after re-reading them I decided that they weren't fit to be seen by the public so I hid them in a deep dark underground laboratory somewhere near dromore...

Now if I recall I decided awhile back that with every blog post I would state the song I am listening too, my mood and I have no decided to add “my favourite quote” and maybe some other bull crap as of when writing so...

Music: The Smashing Pumpkins – The Aeroplane flies high

Mood: Tired and slightly angry but I don't know why...

Favourite Quote: “Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them” -Dion Boucicault

Ok so now the formalities are over onto the more blog part of the blog, but now my problem is after all this time of constantly joking, talking, ranting etc. I am wordless and that's why this blog has remained empty! But hopefully it will go ok..

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Matlab – Satan's Mathematical Bitch

Ok so for my applied module this term instead of doing two written class tests we get to do one and a computer practical exam. This program of pure evil is called Matlab well except its not actually the program which is pure evil its more the teacher. We got one and half hours of “learning Matlab” and then an hour of the exam but last time I checked throwing a book with examples which you just copy into a program and hit enter does not count as learning. To teach say how to input a vector function into Matlab you should demonstrate and break each bit down explaining why there are random decimal places everywhere and what they are used for. You don't just shout at people for getting it wrong when you don't bother your bloody ass to explain it.

Actually contrary to popular belief of this rant my Matlab exam went rather well but I know if I ever meet the Satan of computers that is the weird man (who's name I didn't even bother to learn) I will rip the keyboard out of the computer and smack him repeatedly in the face screaming “WHY A DECIMAL POINT WHY!?!”

Ok I have completely lost any train of thought I just keep picturing me beating him now... Hmmm

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PSP 3000 The Same Console as always... BUT RED!!!

Now for the next bit of my blog to be valid please take a few moments to watch this video, don't worry I'll wait for you to come back!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTG5isJYURc

Ok now that your back and I have a cup of tea let us continue! Now if you don't know Sony are teaming up with youtube and doing a “everything in your hands” or “your life in your hands” or some strangely named competition. As you may of guessed you have to fit your whole life into your hands using strange weird ways, film it and then send it to them. Now this video got me thinking several things.

1- OH MY WORD she has the coolest sword ever I have been trying to get that for ages but bah blade laws and money!

2- I am going to enter that competition so that means I am going to need everyone's help so if your interested email me after you read this!

3- Holy crap that girls is hot.....

4- Holy crap her smile is hot......

5- Did I mention she is VERY VERY VERY HOT?!?!

NO BAD JORDAN BACK TO TOPIC!!!

So yes this means I am quickly planning a video to rival that! But I only have a week or so which could lead to a lot of problems but if anyone has any big ideas and wants to help and can like split the prize then come talk to me! I will keep you posted on how the video goes!

Ok well kids its 12am and I have to get up for work at 8 so I really should go to bed so hopefully this will help with your fix of Jordanian for awhile so until next time stay safe, cool and bring me lots of money.....

Jordy

P.s. - Yeah I am so poor right now so really bring me lots of cash!

P.s. 2 – Why are girls stupid and speak in Morse code?

P.s. 3 – I am planning on starting a blogly competition so keep your eyes open!!

P.s. 4 - If you want to know what HRHGWS then you better beg!!

Bah Bebo I do DETEST THEE

I try to never update my bebo profile and its for one main reason, it cripples me. Evertyime you try to adjust the "info" on your profile it always makes me wonder deeply about the crazy questions which are meant to be simple but sometimes can just make you realise your abit too damaged inside. Simple questions like "When are you happiest?" become "Well when am i truely happy?" or "What do you love?" becomes "What do i truely love thats not a fad and won't be forgotten in 4 weeks.

Though after all this i still find the hardest part of all deciding on your top friends. Its the same with facebook i seem to end up adding endless and avst amounts of people who either use me or i just dont know yet in this small virtual land they are "Friends". How are you meant to choose out of all those random pictures with names who truely deserves a spot on your top friends list and worse still is the fact that when you finally make up your mind either no one cares cause it is just a pathetic website or people moan cause they aren't as high as they want to be.

Now i did think when i started this blog that it would actually be a very happy go lucky blog and it just seems to be slipping into a deeper and darker tone of depression which makes me wonder do the two people who actually bother to read this really need to know how truely and deeply damaged i am.

To that end i have decided maybe not to bother blogging until i can find something to really and truely be happy about.

Well lets hope this is not my last post!!

Foyfighter


P.s.- Daniel i still can't believe you have this on your RSS feed!!

Updates boring i know...

Ok just wanted to make a few updates of boring things i have forgotten to mention or point out. Ok now as you can gatehr i am a big fan of stargate and has anyone realised that the little symbol to the right of the title kinda looks like the lost city of Atlantis? I mean back to topic...

OK to my left you will see a strange funky robot, actually going toa dd it below as well so you can get a better look at him! He is my new mascot kindly designed by Daniel Duke for Moi. Now Daniel is a close friend and evyr cool designer and i could give you a link to his blog if i could rememebr it so... (Insert Link here later once you rememebr FOOL!) Now i know i have like 2 readers but if anyone would like to name the mascot please leave any ideas for names in a comment below.

Just before i go it seems that James Duke (Daniel's twin brother) Has started to write a song about my last blog post, which i think is ridiculous but i look forward to seeing it!!

Toodles
Foyfighter

P.s. - Ciara prepare to get SOAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two hearts are beating in opposite directions, what the frick OOOH What the frick!?!

"Love?... Love? I hate the word, As i hate Mac, all PlayStation 3's and thee!"

Ok well i don't really HATE mac just dislike even though there is one downstairs which i regularly use. ANYWAY i have to get some crap off my chest about a general subject which i hate, called Love. Now in all honesty if i could remove one emotion in my world it would be Love well i would keep love for family and friends but not madly in love.

As i mentioned in a previous blog i had fallen madly in love again and i want to talk about it abit more cause its bloody ridiculous. The person in question i hate, i hate with a pure passion because most of the times she is an utter bitch to me yet i still Love eher cause she doesn't mean it alot of the time and it seems she is naturally just a bitch. Now i fell madly in love during a move and it was like some utter horrible scene out of some soppy Love novel.

"As i leaned in casually to tell her a joke i noticed the lovely glint of the dim cinema light reflecting in her beautiful clear eyes. I watched as she leaned in closer, her face looking ever more beautiful as the battle raged in the background. She slowly started to smile, arching her lips revealing her lovely pearly smile that made me turn to mush every single time. I tried to speak, but my heart was kidnapped in a brawl of hormones and adrenaline. I felt my heart beat like a raging ocean and my mind screaming her name constantly over and over again. I wanted to grab her and give her the deep passionate kiss i had been longing to give her for the last few years but i knew it would never happen. She started to giggle which echoed deep down in my soul making me love her even more. I finished my sentence still mesmerized in her beauty. I started to move back knowing that if i stared any longer it would be the death of me. As we returned to watching the epic fight scene i slowly looked in the corner of my eye at her still undieing beauty in the dim light. Wishing and hoping that she could be mine"

Yeah horrible mushy crap, but thats preety much what happened, STUPID SLOW MOTION LOVE MOMENT THINGS!!! So as the title says there is some sort of uncoordinated split of opinion. One part of me loves her and even that part slightly hates her but then i have my other problem. So there is this girl that once upon a time i met randomly at a birthday party and during the party i thought she was very cool and got on well even though she was as quiet as a mouse. After that i didn't see her until a random formal i went to (the one where Peter was my date since his girlfriend couldn't go XD hehe) but didn't get to talk much. After that i seen her every now and then in school and at friends houses and slowly i started to like her. Now after completely forgetting about her (Sorry) i ended up bumping into her an undisclosed amount of time ago and really got to talk to her properly and she is lovely. No reason for me to hate her, no bitchyness and she is just amazing. So once again love is destroying me by spliting em in two.

Now my problem with this isn't "WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOO BAH SHOULD I SAY ANYTHING TO THEM!" because i know i have no hope with either i am more just pissed off that once again my body as foolishly fallen in love and i don't like having no hope, it just makes me die inside but i can't stop stupid emotions eh?

BAAAAH

Foyfighter



P.s. - I once sat a cat with a fiddle..... he wore a big hat.... yeah this is random.... but so is your face!

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AARON IS MY HOMEBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was meant to be a full blog post but Zoe distracetd me and now i want to go read so therefore....

RUUUUN BEFORE SHE HITS ME!!!

I haven't thought of a title so this will do ^_^

Well hello everyone, (When i say everyone i am preety much saying hello to my two readers). Now this blog post shall be dedicated to Claire since she says she is addicted again, but i find that hard to believe! Ok now lets get the usual stuff over with, at the moment you could say i am listening to the opening theme tune to Casino Royale since well i am watching it ^_^. As for my mood Smiling but unsure within, and before anyone asks i don’t even know what the blooming hell that means!!

On the third beep the time sponsered by FoyFighturist will be 23:26

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*violins of james bond music*

Sorry getting lost in Chris Cornel’s lovely lovely vooooice. Ok so anyway tiem for my first mini section of my blog OHHH SUSPENSE!!

A Series of VERY fortunate and good events!!

Ok so after a few months of driving actually i dotn even think its that long but anyway i have discovered that the old Rover 200, Jake the T.A.R.D.I.S appears to be abit of a chic magnet. So the otehr day it had three very hot girls in it (You know you are!! And i am going to ignore the fact my car got brutally scratched because of it but yeah hot none the less!) and then tonight to add to it i seemed to have a topless Andrew in my car so yeah Jake i love you very much!!

And now for my second trick..

Ok so otehr then the stuff detalied above my week ahs been collectively ratehr clam and well bloody boring!! But it gave me a chance to restart reading my favoourite series of novels – The Dresden Files. Now i am in the middle or so of Summer Knight and it is heating up and i just love the writing style of Jim Butcher. Its amazing that even know you can soemtimes see where the plot line is going he can still make it shocking and exciting or just change direction comepletely and make you stop and stare at the book thinking “Oh my god...” Now i do admit i have been getting alot of dirty looks from my parents cause i have burst out laughing in the middle of the night because the book is sooo funny. In particular the Scene where the main characetr Dresden goes to a vampire dressed as a vampire and comes otu with the brilliant line “I’m not just a vampire i’m a cheesy one!!” I actualyl got sticthes!

*cough* yes i am sad.. very veyr sad.. *cough*

But what can you do i have anotehr 20 days of epic bordeum to fill before i hopefully get to move into my accomidation up in belfast, i am just hoping that i can actually get a laptop in time so i can keep posting blogs to my loyal 2 fans XD
Well i am starting to get tired, i really want to continue reading Summer Knight and i have work in the morning so i think its time to bring this very crap and random blog to an end!.

Foyfighter

P.s. – Watched epiosde three of star wars again and it still makes my ehart bleed everytime when Obi-Won says to Anakin “You where like my brother!! I LOVED YOU!!” Ahhh poor Kenobi...

P.s. 2 – I hate girls...

P.s. 3 – I hate girls ALOT!!

P.s. 4 – AHHH I CAN’T FIND THE SPELL CHECKER ON THIS PORTABLE MICROSOFT WORD!!